Nobody wants to fuck grandma

Oh dear. Think I have really watched too much Sex and the city. But this is really true. Last week I found a grey (wait not grey, white actually) pubic hair. Oh fuck. Or not actually. I immediately plucked it. This was a first for me. I have never ever had this before. The only thing I've ever plucked before were dead leaves on my balcony. And now I'm plucking fucking white hairs from my...well you know "downstairs". Is it just downhill from here?